FOOD. Pretty women and men.

succeeded:

my life goal is to be a milf 

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

(Source: dyinglolita)

cokeflow:

just-your-average-bean:

cokeflow:

when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god

You discuss me. Period.

no I discussed why I don’t believe in god

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

slenclerman:

i made a list of the things i hate about myself
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sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right

simsgonewrong:

we have a rising artist in the making

simsgonewrong:

we have a rising artist in the making

(Source: elajichileno)

1-800-eat-butt:

pootsy:

marrymejimmypage:

http://hotgaydicks.gov

thanks obama

no really like thank you mister president

1-800-eat-butt:

pootsy:

marrymejimmypage:

http://hotgaydicks.gov

thanks obama

no really like thank you mister president

(Source: ohnoquizilla)

rneerkat:

i thought i saw a fruit flavored breath freshener but it must have been a fig mint of my imagination

(Source: kvthrine)

In the ER bitches!!!

In the ER bitches!!!